when u accidentally drag a tab and it turns into a new window
(Source: townsvillain)
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE
COME FORTH, DARK LORD, AND SMITE THE HUMANS WHO HAVE DENIED ME CATNIP.
(Source: crudbumpowns)
nayx:
THE GAY PEOPLE ARE COMING RAISE THE VAGINA WALLS *enormous stone walls with vaginas painted onto them rise up from the grounds. the gay people instantly retreat in a choreographed dance number*
if you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH
(Source: youngandsweatpants)
if you wanna be my lover you better not fucking get with my friends